Hey people....

 This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responded" I'm not gonna quit until I stop winning."

 Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to   take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... but was   very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for the highly prized shoes.  After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of  one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just  go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a  decent price!"  The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, ya'll just go and give it a try, why don'cha!"  The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch herself an alligator. Later in the day, as the shop- keeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky swamp water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and, with a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed silence. Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back. Then, rolling her eyes heaven ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out, "Darn, this one is barefoot, too!"

 A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.

Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.

When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".

So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.

So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.

"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.

So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."

Oh, and by the way....I'm still alive....

(ChRiS)

I'm posting here because I have prayer request....one of my Dads really good friends has bone cancer and is in the middle of Chemo.  This man...Craig Rowland just want the Lords will to be done if you want the details then his site is http://thelordsperfectpeace.blogspot.com/.  Please pray for him.

Anway on to happier news....today as many of you know is Wednesday.  Wednesday can be good and bad its bad when I have to type up 8 lab reports for bio and take a math test and take 2 english tests. However, its good because we go to church tonight.